Carbs of the Huge Manatee


Do you go to Home Depot and think, “I bet I could use that for something? Is “spanking” a much more common word in your vocabulary than most people's? Then this expansion is for you.

This expansion has been updated and now includes 22 black cards and 92 white cards.

Black Cards

  • I can’t believe that ________________ is now being taught to kids as young as seven!
  • I realized that after my experience with ________________ that my tastes have turned much trashier.
  • Note to self: ________________ is not an acceptable form of contraception.
  • There’s a new Fetlife group for fans of ________________ at _______________.
  • We lucked out. The cop that pulled us over didn’t check and we had ________________ in the trunk!
  • You have ________________?! Oh my god! Put it in my mouth!!!

White Cards

  • “Christian Domestic Discipline” from
  • “Vegan-leather” bondage gear.
  • A bi-sexual woman learning blowjob technique from a gay man.
  • A librarian doing something with her mouth other than “shushing.”
  • A mild foot-fetish.
  • A Violet Wand with multiple attachments.
  • Being pleasantly surprised at the quality of the sex tape you made using your iPhone.
  • Buying kink supplies at Hobby Lobby.
  • Creepy kink guys who prey on newbies to the scene.
  • Getting an infection from your partner’s unclean toys.
  • One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you’d like to eat.
  • Rolls of “Moving Wrap” from U-Haul.