WTF?
Are you a social dancer? Do you go to exchanges? Are you a sick puppy? Then you're in the right place. Coming Soon!
Black Cards
- Mambo is a dance. Salsa is just an excuse for ________________.
- My dancing would really improve if I worked on two things: my connection and ________________.
- Old- and new-school dancers alike were surprised with the success of the _____________ room at our Friday night dance.
- The best way to introduce yourself for a dance is simply to say, “Hi, I’m {your name} and I’m really into ________________ and _________________.
- This year at the exchange, we are offering ________________ at the low price of a dollar a minute.
- When I hear someone say they really only dance Fusion, I shake my head and imagine them ________________.
White Cards
- A bunch of idiots dancing instead of interacting like normal people.
- A dance so face-meltingly hot, you have to go to the restroom and check your underwear.
- Beaver clamp.
- Dancers who don’t wash their hands after using the restroom.
- Dancers who travel from exchange to exchange dancing only with each other.
- Dancesturbation.
- Entitled dancers who believe rules don’t apply to them.
- Facebook friends you don’t remember meeting.
- Multiple Floorgasms.
- Splitting your jeans while dancing. Again.
- That sketchy guy hitting on the inappropriately young girls.
- Wishing that people would look at you as a piece of meat instead of merely dance candy.
