Black Cards
- Air, Friends/Family, iPhone, Good wine, Internet, ________________, and ________________. Yeah, that's seven, but I'm a rebel.
- I'm looking for a partner in crime. The crime? ________________.
- Must love Jesus and ________________.
- People say that the first thing they notice about me is ________________, but it's actually ________________.
- I deserve an Acadamy Award for not reacting when he started talking about ________________ 10 minutes into our first (and last) date.
- Admit it. There's at least one person at this table you would really like to ________________.
White Cards
- A date so awful you reevaluate your orientation.
- Aging out of the online dating pool.
- Being on a date where every question is answered with, "I'm not comfortable talking about that."
- Checking out the hot one on the left then realizing that the profile is for the not-so-hot one on the right.
- Contacting your cryptographer friend at the NSA for help in translating the poor grammar and spelling in a profile.
- Deciding if the amazing sex is worth the amazing crazy.
- Getting drunk. Not for the date, but just to search online.
- Having sex with someone who learned from watching bad porn.
- Realizing that this isn't a date, it's a chance for the person to share their love of Jesus with someone new.
- Swiping left so hard you crack the screen.
- Telling your parents that you met at church not on CollarSpace.com.
- Thinking, "maybe I don't need protection... just this once" and afterwards finding out "yeah... I did."