Carbs of the Huge Manatee


Buy from our online store!

Yup, it’s another random unauthorized parody expansion set for Horrible People who like Cards Against Humanity™.

You already know about the awesomeness which is CAH, but even with all of their expansions, you want more. Here you go.

Our enormous decks.

We are currently selling three decks – Buy them all!

Most decks contain 22 black, 94 white, and 2 extra-special cards with some promo and legal shit about the deck you bought that you'll throw in the trash. And maybe even a box!

What Happened to the Other Decks???

We are slowly going through and updating our other decks to make them ready for Amazon. Until then, we're taking them offline.

Legal Shit

Unless you're a complete moron you should be able to figure out that this is not the website for Cards Against Humanity™. Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.

If you're here, you should also be smart enough to realize that it only makes sense to get all of their expansions, etc. before you start buying our cards.

Our Enormous Deck

We love having random strangers play with our HUGE deck. Currently it's maxed out at about 4,000 cards of various levels of authenticity.